I hate them but then love to become one of them.

For example:

I go 2 nil up today in a game, press RB & LB at both goals (one was decent from memory)..... Anyway, I was all over him until he gets a crappy wee cut back goal. He then runs about to find his subs, cuddles them and proceeded to watch the whole damn replay and the whole bit after the replay that doesn't ever need to be there.

Happy ending:

I score two more goals, let him watch them and send a text or something after running up to the camera both times

****s