I am the moaner. I curse EA at every opportunity I get, I say I quit 10 times a year (I don't actually quit though), I make daily threads about how the game is dead and tell them that if it goes on like this they'll lose every customer they have. I complain about the lack of worthwhile daily content. I mention how these servers are completely unacceptable. I tag EA_Andy at every opportunity I get, no matter how banal the issue.

I tell EA I will not spend another pound on Fifa Points until they fix Fifa but secretly load up 20 quid a week anyway. I was one of the proud signatures on the #FixFifa petition. I complain about YouTubers and Twitch streamers being on the red list.

I complain about every single opponent that has beaten me, as this was only made possible by EA helping them and/or cheats. I'm an 30-0 player in WL when there is no interference or cheats. I complain with every single patch and insist they have made the game worse and how I'm certain that there's a whole plethora of changes they have not mentioned in the Pitch Notes.

I have been moaning every day since Fifa 15. Despite all this, I keep playing on.